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Cool sms and text messages on girls, funny sms jokes for girls, hot sayings and quotes, naughty and crazy non veg sayings and messages about babes in hindi, english and urdu to share with your girls, friends and loved ones. Funny sms - sms jokes, quotes. Here is a collection of funny sms text messages. Find sms jokes, quotes for your friends.

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Annkhon ka ilaaj!! Honton ka ilaaj!! Dil ka ilaaj!! Screen per aya Dono apas min piar kerty thy. Larki k Baap ko pata chal gia Baap ne Larkay ko kaha aaj tujhy aisi saza don ga k. Her Aashiq yaad rakhy ga aur ibrat le ga. Uss ne Larki ki gardan ko bijli se chalny wali aari k agay ker dia. Abi aari uss ki gardan ke paas hi thi k light chali gai. Aur Larka chilaya Pakistan Zinda Baad. Larkion ko:.

Kala Dopatta. Kala Libaas. Kala Naqab. Kalay Jootay. Kali Juraben. Kali Ponian. Kali Choorian pasan hoti hen. Laiken Kala Larka pasand kion nahi hota? Noora Mussali media se batein kerty kerty ro para Kia Ye Khulla Tazad Nahi??? Pind Da Baba. Jummay di taqreer wich. Ro Ro k kehnda si. Meno Rasoolan naal piar ay. Meno Rasoolan naal ishq ay. Meno Rasoolan naal muhabbat ay. Tey pher agley Jummay wich, pind wich.

Na baba si, tey na Chachi Rasoolan si. Iss liay kehnday ne ko Logo!! Babay de gallan ghor naal sunian karo Shohar apni Saas se:. Saas: Haan Beta! Issy acha Larka nahi mil saka Aik Punjabi Hajj kerny gia.

Wapas aya to dost ne poocha. Wahan Shetan ko pathar maray thay?? Punjabi: Pathar maran da moqa te nahi milya. Per Galian Changian Kadian San. Pehlay koi akela baitth k hansta tha. To log kehty thy ye pagal hi Ab koi akela baitth k hansta hi. To log kehty hin Yaar. Mujhy bhi Forward ker!!! Aik Butt Sahab. Apni Shadi wali Raat. Kamray room min aye. Dikaar Mara. Kundi Lagai. Shirt Utari. Aur bolay:. Enj kion baithy ho? So jao kal Waleema bhi khana hai!!! Aik Aadmi ki Shadi. Nahi ho rahi thi.

Wo roz 2 Rakaat. Salat-ul-Hajaat perhta tha. Aakhir uss ki Shadi ho gai. Ab wo ro 4 Rakaat. Salat-ut-Toba perhta hai Aik Charsi ne doston ki dawat ka program banaya. Aur apny hi ghar se raat ko Bakra chori kia. Aur khoob dawat ki. Subah jab ghar poncha to Bakra wahan kharra tha Charsi ne Beevi se poocha:.

Bakra kahan se aya??? Beevi boli: Bakray ko goli maro,. Aaadmi: Aap ka kutta to bilkul Sher jaisa lagta hai Kia khilaty ho? Dosra Aadmi: Ye kamina Sher hi hai Sala piar k chakar min parr gia to. Shakal kuttay jaisi ho gai hai Aik Aorat ne Hirni ka gosht pakaya Laiken apnay bachon ko is ka naam nahi bataya. Aur ishara detay hoey boli:. Achanak aik bacha zor se chilaya:.

Na kha, Khoti paki ay Khoti Papu Baap se:. Abu ye Mard kisy kehty hen? Baap: Uss powerful insan ko. Jo ghar per Hakoomat kerta hai Papu: Main bhi barra ho ker.

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Where you thousand of Adult sms and jokes to send your friends. Boy: haan, Saal ki sabse lambi raat isi date ko hoti hai.. Girl: Laughs and says girls dress down to be seen by others.

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Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying. Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that's a little ways away.

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Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at mid-nite. Girl: - Hello Dear. Boy :- Haan ji aa gayi maa kiaankh pakaane.

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Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite. Like rain, I fell for you. Talking to you, laughing with you, being with you, changes my whole mood.

Mat kero itne mehnat marks ke chakar me A Larkiyo. Ek din enhi nalaiq larko ke ghar bartan dhoney parenge :P ;. Girl: Tum itnay ache ho phir kiya reason hai Ke tumhari koi girlfriend nai hai? Boy: Tum bun jao. Girl: Nai!

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BF- ohh, there was a urgent work I was asked to finish, so had to stay back in Call-Centre. GF - Really? Then why your fitband shows you burned calories and your heart rate was way more than normal at am? Boyfriend- Silent Girlfriend- Violent Girlfriend:- When will we marry? Boyfriend:- as soon as Ram temple will be constructed.

May 26, - Posts about urdu adult sms written by uniquefunnysms. Girl to boy: Shaadi k liye konsi date rakhien? Boy: 22 December. Girl: Koi khaas.

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  1. Dozuru

    What necessary words... super, magnificent idea

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