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Sonam: Yeah, too good song. Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon??? Santa bviosly Moon.. Wife- Bohot Machhar kaat rahe hain. Wife- Goodnight laga do. All out to aap roz hi hote ho.

Single 2. Pati : Iske badle 5 kiss lunga ….. Wife : Piche Nahi aage Dalte Hai…. Pappu : Tujhe Kaise pata? She: Pyaar Jhukta Nahin! Ladka — Kuch Nahi Hoga, ….. Santa apni biwi ke sath karne ke mood me tha, Thabhi light chali gai!!! Sanat apni biwi ki piche se mar raha tha.. Biwi : Uff Ahhh , Bahut Dard ho raha hai.. Nikalo Bahar Nikalo , Jaldi nikal..

Santa : Jayada Chalak banane ki jarurat nahi hai, Mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai…. Ek aurat ek sandh aur cow ko karte dekh rahi thi.. Unse apne managar se pucha ye sandh din me kitni bar kata hoga… Manager : Ji madam bar.. Patni apne pati ki taraf dekh kar bolti hai : Sunna … Patni fir manager se puchti hai Patni : Acha ye ek hi cow ke sath karta hai ya alag alag.. Manager : Ji alag alag.. Ab pati patni ki aur dekh ke bolta hai : Sunna… Sardar ki girlfriend bolti hai.. Tumne mera dudh chus chus ke badha kar diya hai..

Sardar : Chup hai sali.. Aisa hota to mujhe condom ki jagah cycle ki tube lagani padti.. A gujrati couple karne me bussy the Beta Pucha : Dady shu karo cho? Dad : Mamma ma petrol bharu chhu!!! Beta : average check kari nakho …….. Ek kuttiya ki 5 kutte mil ke le rehe the… Ek aurat aur uski beti aaisa hote huye dekh rahi thi.. Achanak aurat jor jor se hasane lagi.. Beti : Mom , Aap kyu has rahi hai.. Aurat : Kuch nahi bas jawani ke din yad aagye!!!!

Boy : Mujhe apna apna boyfriend bana lo!!! Girl : Thik hai per meri ek sart hai … Boy : kya? Girl : Mai tumhare sath sex-wex nahi karugi … Kyuki mai apna sabkuch apne pati ke liye bachana chahti hu.. Boy : Thik hai.. Fir meri bhi meri ek sart hai … Girl : Kya? Boy : Mai bhi tum pe ek paisa kharch nahi karuga … kyu ki mai paisa apni hone wali biwi kw liyw bacha raha hu!!! Girl : Baby tumne to dil pe le liya … mai to mazak kar rah thi…. Pati Patni nili nili picture Dekh Rahe The….

Alia Bhatt Andar se : Bahiya? Ab kitna Dabaoge? Ab bas bhi karo na …. Tum se to kahi ache paper waale Bahiya hai! Dudhwaala Abhi tak shock me hai ki kaise reply kare iss baat ka. Sabah …. Ek nai naweli dulhan honeymoon se wapis aati hai.. Par ek chijh o nahi pahan sakti … Guess What? Jai Jawan ,Jai Saaman!!! Suhagraat ko Pati ne karna shuru kia karte karte light chali gai…. Subhah jab patni ki naak dekhta hai to… moti ho chuki hoti hai Pati : teri naak moti kaise ho gai?

Patni : Tumne niche dalne ki bajaye naak me daal diya tha…. Pati : Bevkuf to bolna tha na tujhe Dulhan : Kaise bolti…. Tumare andde mere muh me the na hawas ke pujari …. Darji : Garadan kitni rakhni hai mam? Girl : Itni deep kar dena jitne me ladke mere ball pe flat ho jaye … Darji : Kamar kitni chahiye aap ko? Girl : Itni fitting karo ki ladko k muh me pani aajaye!!!

Darji : Hips ka nap kya rakhna hai mam? Girl : Itna tight kar dena ki ladko ka muje dekh k khda ho jaye … Darji : BC …. Dress silvane aai hai ki ladke fasane…. Ladka : Can I Kiss you?

Ladki : Condom laye ho? Ladka : Kiss k liye condom??? Ladki : Masum to aise ban rahe ho jaise Kissing ke bad jo Khada hoga tumhara….

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Boy to girl:-Tum nahati nahi ho kya. Girl:- Nahi toh, roj nahati hu, par tum ne aise kyun pucha.

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Ek ladka shaadi ke liye ek ladki ko dekhne gaya Ladke ne socha ki kyun na ladki ko impress kiya jaaye aur English mein baat karne ki sochi Ladka bola: Suniye aapko English chalti hai na? A girl come in class wearing new sandals A boy comments: Chappal achhi hai Girl gusse mein: Nikalun kya? Then all the boys: Tumhaari dress toh aur bhi achchi hai. Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge? Student: Facebooking Karunga Teacher: Nahi mera matlab hai kya banoge? Student: Facebook but never Face your Book. Santa: Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kitne fees lete hain aap?? Doctor: rupees Santa: Theek hai doctor ji chaliye phir Doctor ne apna bag liya bike nikali aur Santa ko le kar Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye Doctor bola: Mareez kahan hai?? Santa: Yahan koi mareez nahi hai doctor ji darasal baat yeh hai ki taxi wala maang raha tha aur aapne mein le aaye. Pappu: Madam ji main apni seceretry ka intzaar kar raha hun This is attitude.

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Santa-agar tumhe 1 lakh mil jaye to kya kroge Banta-to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga.. V aur Freez Kab Laoge? V Freez Aa Jyega. Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?

Q: Why is sex like math?

She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

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Ladki — Bihar me. Boys — yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya zarurat hai. Thank u..

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Girls-Boys SMS

Mathematics and girlds r similar as they both are complicated but Solid Beizzati Ka Sheesha Bhi Lagaya Hoga Girl:- main kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hun, mujhe bhul jao. Na tere aane ki khushi, na tere jaane ka gham, dusri patayenge tu jaa behen aaj se tera qissa khatam.. Tum kya jano us waqt mere DiL pe kya guzri thi

on 12/26/ AM. Girls Vs. Boys Hindi SMS Joke “Hum serf dost hain” “Girls is bat ke use karte hai jab wo ek relation suru karte hai, Boys is bat ko use.

Some are rude jokes, some are insults and some are outright funny. Hum to na ishq karte hain, Na mohobbat karte hain bas apno ki ek smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!. Another Funny Hindi Joke Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai. SMS Fun Hindi panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh kar bataya hai ki. Another Hindi SMS Excellent mind,pyara sa chera,mithi awaaj, masoom aankhe,perfect personality,khushmijaz ye to hue meri baat or batao

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